I am not too religious. But once in a while I do send up my prayers to Mr.Almighty!
But I am convinced they're getting garbled along the way. The staff handling all his incoming mail is busy searching only for keywords.
I prayed :
God, in this journey of life, we all have our baggage to carry. Sometimes, I think I am saddled with too many problems. I know with your love, I can handle everything that comes my way. Give me eagle's wings, so I'll never tire. A pastry would be nice, but give me at least a muffin from time to time.
I received :
saddle bags
love handles
bat wings and
muffin top
Amen!
But I am convinced they're getting garbled along the way. The staff handling all his incoming mail is busy searching only for keywords.
I prayed :
God, in this journey of life, we all have our baggage to carry. Sometimes, I think I am saddled with too many problems. I know with your love, I can handle everything that comes my way. Give me eagle's wings, so I'll never tire. A pastry would be nice, but give me at least a muffin from time to time.
I received :
saddle bags
love handles
bat wings and
muffin top
Amen!
I had a good laugh!
ReplyDelete:-) For something as arduous as weight loss, some light-heartedness and laughing along the way helps with the uphill climb!
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