Wi-fi or Wi-fe

If you've been married for more than 3 weeks, you know the answer to this question!
Personally, I have nothing against the laptop. I do think it's a handy, neat piece of invention; Only I don't approve of the role it plays in my (and many others') marital life. I look at my husband and he looks into its screen, whenever we are having a conversation - I found this disturbing, initially. As days and months went by, with no possibility of any favorable change happenning, I slowly made peace with this ; Like how one frets in the beginning but then learns to live with slowly emerging grey hair. I still get quite irritated with the timed groans like ummmm, uhhh, oooo which make my husband seem less human and more of a robot programmed to carry on a chat. What usually qualify as abrupt 'brakes' to the conversation, followed by angry silence and/or storming out of the place - are the sudden emergence of the head from the lap-top with some suprised, but totally unrelated reaction or question ;
Case in point : I was animatedly describing to my husband my interaction with another woman in the parking lot of a mall,a few hours before. Like I said before, from his side he was interjecting with some ummm and uhhh! At one point I was telling him, " I asked her - Do you mind?", which caused the spouse to suddenly look up at me and say, " No, I have no problem. As long as you take Shree( our toddler) with you to the mall. While you're there also look for this charger ( blah blah) at the Apple store... I have stuff to do, so I'll be busy until you guys come back".
I was so irate, I could have grabbed that laptop and flung it down from the balcony. I just left the scene and came upstairs to immerse myself in something, anything - less aggravating. Which made me think of attentiveness, love, devotion and dedication to spouse etc etc. Somehow my mind wandered to mythology - Rama and Sita.
Suddenly I had a flash - what would it have been like if Rama had a laptop when they were in the forest, and if Rama was anything like my husband .... Picture this....
Sita : My Lord, Rama, come here, look, there's a beautiful little deer by the brook
Rama ( sitting with his laptop) : uhhhhh
Sita: Rama, Rama, I want that deer, please!
Rama : Yeah yeah, you are my 'dear' Sita, don't I call you 'dear', c'mon!
Sita : Rama, I said I want that little deer outside, with the shimmering spots!!!
Rama : Hey, I am just looking at your credit card statement, you've already spent too much this month, you've gone way overboard, now you want something else?
Sita : No Rama, this deer, I want you to bring it for me
Rama : Sita, don't forget I am working from home today, I can't be running errands for you, I have a lot of things to get done. And by the way, we can't have the overhead of a deer right now. You're always coming up with some crazy stuff. Were you not supposed to get the flight tickets booked by yesterday, what happened to that ? And have you emailed XYZ ? By the way, I need the white clothes washed by today....